I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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