piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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