I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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