He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Randomize
