You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The uberlube is also flammable
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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