check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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