my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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