What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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