I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I party with great urgency now.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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