just come out here and I will go home with you...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Help. Why am I so naked?
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