I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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