No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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