Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
