there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
