Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
