Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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