I cannot find my penis.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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