It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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