Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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