Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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