I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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