I think my fart just growled at me.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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