I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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