I need help removing her.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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