do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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