No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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