It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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