I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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