Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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