i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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