Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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