So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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