You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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