Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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