Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
