But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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