I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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