You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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