After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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