I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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