Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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