So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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