Do you still have your period?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Randomize