i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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