Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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