i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
