she looked like the before picture.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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