What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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