I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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