I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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