We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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