Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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