Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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