we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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