i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
we should paint friendship bongs
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